The Church of George

Mood: Weird
Song: One Night In Bangkok - Cast of CHESS
Cups of Coffee: Still only 4, but a few cans a Diet Coke as well
Alright, so I just received an invitation to a Yahoo Group called the First Church of the Divine George. Usually, I just delete spam, but my curiosity got the best of me. So here it is:
Description:
We who belong to the First Church of the Divine George believe in the innate Godhood of all human beings, but the Godhood of George W. Bush has been stolen by an evil spirit and replaced by a creature from the deepest pit of hell.
But, our Exalted Master, Swami Rama Dhama Ding Dong teaches that we may overcome the media-spun illusions that hides the Divine George, and by revealing the Divine George, the American Empire shall be redeemed.
But to reveal the Divine George, we must dedicate our lives to prayer, sacrifice and we must turn our credit cards over to our Exalted Master, Swami Rama Dhama Ding Dong.
Hey Tom! Sounds like there's a new religion out there for you! Grab Katie and your credit cards and head to your nearest FCDG temple!
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